Rules: using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title.

Pick Your Artist: Mötley Crüe

Are you male or female: Chicks = trouble.
Describe yourself: White trash circus.
How do you feel about yourself: Mf of the year.
Describe your current boy/girl situation: Fake.
Describe where you currently live: Home sweet home.
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Down at the whisky.
Your best friend(s) is (are): Hammered.
Your favorite color is: Red hot.
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Hell on high heels.
What is life to you: Same ol' situation.
What is the best advice you have to give: Stick to your guns.
If you could change your name, what would it be: Dr. Feelgood.
Thought for the Day: New tattoo.
How I would like to die: Face down in the dirt.
My soul’s present condition: So good, so bad.